Are you ready for the hypnotherapy session?
Close your eyes.
Inhale. Exhale.
Accomplish a state of sleep.
Real sleep.
Are you feeling dreamy?
Maybe a little delirious?
Is everything getting out of proportion?
Fantasize. Augment. Blow up.
Allow things to inflate, details to grow gigantic.
Get a loafer into a bag, and balloons all over the place.
Let volumes bend, turn, grow askew.
Concede flaps to do the same.
Inhabit a British house, and knit it.
Do you see the space cadets?
You can’t miss them: everything they wear is so aggrandized.
Feel dizzy, perhaps?
Have a pint of Guinness.